January 2012
Add me on oovoo if you a real nigga
bettyshumett
I’m with my giiirrrls <3
December 2011
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Message meeeeeee (:
Reblog if you're unattractive and awkward.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Anonymous asked: Hey your fucking gorgeous and I love your blog. <3
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
Anonymous asked: i'm ethiopian too! ^.^
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I just have these moments where I want to be by...
Isolated from everyone except my very best friend. It’s not that I don’t like everyone other than my bff or anything, I just don’t want to talk. It’s a weird mood I get often and It causes my friendships with people to drift.
my sister: what's your new years resolution?
me: uhhhhh...to eat more bacon